Les blagues racistes de Jamel Debbouze (Texte et Vidéo)

Voici la vidéo et les paroles des blagues racistes (4 au total) de Jamel Debbouze avec Omar et Fred (le 4ième acteur c’est le pote de Momo, le frère de Jamel).
La vidéo est extraite du double DVD Le Très Très Bien Of Jamel sorti en 2006 (donc longtemps avant la mort de Carlos, le gros !!!).

1ière blague

– Dans une classe du 6ième, il y a un noir et un blanc. Lequel a le plus grand sexe ?
– Le Noir parce qu’il a 36 ans.

2ème blague :

– Quelle différence y a-t-il entre une chauve sourie et un arabe ?
– Il n’y en a pas, ils dorment le jour et volent la nuit

3ème blague :

– Qu’est ce qui sépare l’homme de l’animal ?
– La méditerrané.

4ème blague :

– Comment on dit Alice au pays des merveilles en Arabe ?
– Alice f el blad d el ajeb.
– NON, Fatima chez Tatti.

La vidéo:

Fred fait genre (Zeâma) il est entrain de lire le livre de Carlos (son vrai nom est Jean-Chrysostome Dolto) Les meilleures histoires drôles de Carlos, paru en 1997 et dont le contenu est jugé partiellement raciste par Jamel (vous-avez lu le livre?).

Qu’en pensez-vous? Vous trouvez que les blagues sont exagéré, qu’ils ont dépassé les limites? Connaissez-vous des blagues de ce genre, un peu raciste mais très drôles?
N’hésitez pas à partager votre avis et vos blagues via les commentaires.

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127 commentaires
  1. Anass dit :

    Hahahaha ils sont trop marrantes ces blagues, voici une autre :
    c’ est un garçon au tribunal ses parent divorcent le juge lui demande chez qui il veut habiter
    – chez ta mère ?
    – non elle me bat!
    – chez ton père
    – non il me bat!
    – ben alors chez qui tu veux habiter?
    – à Marseilles ils ont battu personnes

    • Hahaha, j’en ai aussi sur le PSG :

      – Quelle est la difference entre le PSG et un taxi ?
      – Le Taxi n’en prend pas plus de 4 à la fois.

      – Quel est la principale nourriture des joueurs de P.S.G ?
      – Les boulettes.

      – Quelle est la différence entre un crocodile et les supporters parisiens ???
      – Aucune, ils ont tous les deux une grande bouche et de petits bras……

  2. Anass dit :

    C’est l’équipe de football belge qui part jouer en Afrique. Dans l’avion , le commandant de bord n’arrête pas de sentir l’avion bouger dans tous les sens, il appelle l’hôtesse : Qu’est-ce qu’il se passe derrière?
    – Oh rien ! C’est l’équipe qui s’entraîne …
    – Faites ce que vous voulez , il faut que ça s’arrête ..
    L’hôtesse s’en va… au bout de cinq minutes de calme , le commandant rappelle l’hôtesse et lui demande :
    – Que leur avez-vous dit pour obtenir le calme si rapidement?
    – Je leur ai dit d’aller jouer dehors …

  3. Anass dit :

    encore:
    Match de foot en Somalie : émeute=50.000 morts.
    L’arbitre a sorti un carton jaune : ils ont cru que c’était une biscotte.

  4. Sébastien dit :

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  5. Dop dit :

    Qu’est-ce que tu fais quand tu vois un mexicain rampé dans ton jardin ?

    T’arrêtes de rire et tu recharges

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  7. morgan dit :

    jen e une bonne :

    ke dit ton: une goute sec ou seche?
    reponse:vous avez deja vu une goute seche? mdr

    une otre:

    c’est l’histoire de paf le chien qui traversent la route et paf lechien.
    trop mdr

  8. c’est un pere et son gamin :
    _le gamin demande a son pere « papa dit pourquoi mamie saute en courant dans le jardin »
    -le pere « ta geule et passe moi les cartouches »

  9. blacckos dit :

    ya un bledar ki vien en france

    la police lui dit:
    nom
    il repond yappo
    prenon
    yappi
    papier

    yappa
    lol 🙂

  10. blacckos dit :

    =) 😀 vous en voulez encore

  11. blacckos dit :

    c’est un avocat qui va au mali

    il rencontre un mec il dit:Bonjour je suis Mr lebois de lyon avocat

    et l’autre lui repond: Bonzour MOI ze suis Mr lefeu de panthere banane

    🙂 :’)

    • medouh dit :

      bidon ta blague y a pas plus pire

    • Moon dit :

      So much stitchy goodness in this post, Meari!! I am amazed at the frame resizing–it looks like you had it made specifically for that piece! I hope your Thanksgiving is very spno-al-ieejcy your day 🙂

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  12. aboubakar dit :

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    -Ces femmes attendent la visite d’hommes pour faire l’amour et apres elles tombent enceintes et elles mettent au monde des enfants qui grandissent et qui deviennent des chauffeurs de taxi.

    • sania dit :

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  13. aboubakar dit :

    Quel est le comble de l’electricien?
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  14. momo dit :

    Quel est le comble du boulanger le jour d’un orage ?
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    • sania dit :

      les pauvre mec

      • sania dit :

        mdr lol je vair me pisser de su

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      • ni lire ni écrire dit :Dans un pays normalement constitué, l’armée aurait déjà installé un pont métallique, afin de conserver la continuité territoriale et la capacité opérationnelle.Les moyens existent, on les a vu défiler le 17 aout.Ou sont ils?

      • http://www./ dit :

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  16. soufiane dit :

    Wow ça devient chaud par ici !

  17. lol blagues dit :

    pourquoi il ne faut pas rigolé quand tu vois un arabes sur une mobylette?

    ça peut etre le tienne x)

  18. MOMO dit :

    moi jen ai une enfaite c un arabes qui va louer un otel avec un riche et dans cette otel ya que des lits superposer larabe dor enbas et le riche en o larabe aten que le riche dorme pour lui voler son argent il monte sur le lit du o et fouille dans la poche du riche qui se reveil et dit « que est ce que tu fait? » et larabe repond « ah! rien rien je suis tomber de mon lit » hahaha ptdr mdr 🙂

  19. Anonyme dit :

    Karim un blédard s’inscrit dans une école en France. un jour en cour sa
    prof lui dit comment on appel quelqu’un qui fait du pain?! Karim ultra
    pressé d’aller faire pipi, lui répondit:  » ya madame nboul oun ji « la
    prof lui répond c’est bien Karim c’est un boulanger!!

  20. Anonyme dit :

    Un Sultan Arabe du pétrole, un Américain et un Français sont dans un avion, l’avion vient à manquer d’essence et il faut jeter de la marchandise par dessus bord, le Sultan Arabe jette des bidons de pétrole et explique ‘il y en a trop dans mon pays’, l’Américain jette des dollars et explique ‘il y en a trop dans mon pays’, le Français prend l’Arabe le jette et dit ‘il y en a trop dans mon pays’.

    • Anonyme dit :

      lol a moi.

      un arabe se balade dans la rue quand tout à coup il voit une petite fille agrésser par un chien. après une lutte sanglante l’arabe réussi a tuer le chien.
      un témoin qui a assister au combat vient vers lui et dit : -vous êtes un héros, demain toute la presse dira « jeune citoyen New-yorkais sauve une jeune fille »
      l’arabe répond : – mais je ne suit pas new-yorkais.
      – alors toute la presse dira : « jeune citoyens américain sauve une jeune fille »
      – mais je ne suis pas américain!
      – alors vous etes quoi?
      – je suis arabe monsieur.
      Le lendemain a la presse il est écrit : « un terroriste islamiste massacre un pauvre chien américain »

      XD

    • sania dit :

      cool

  21. sania dit :

    pamal

  22. sania dit :

    ptdr
    mdr lol

  23. sania dit :

    mais le pauvre arabe

  24. popov dit :

    pk les femmes arabes elle marche pas droit ?? parce quelle sont voilée…

  25. Allllllllllllex dit :

    Quesqui court plus vite qu’un tigre ?
    – Un somalien avec un ticket resto
    😀

  26. medouh dit :

    XD bon a moi maintenant !
    Quelle est la différence entre un arabe intelligent et un O.V.N.I ?
    Aucune, on a jamais réussi a prouver l’existence des deux.

    Qu’est ce que tu dis lorsque tu vois un arabe en costard?
    Accusé, levez-vous.

    Un homme se balade dans Central Park à New York. Soudain, il voit un pit-bull attaquer sauvagement une petite fille. Il se précipite, attrape le chien et finit par le tuer, sauvant ainsi la gamine. Un policier qui a vu la scène arrive et lui dit :
    – « Vous êtes un héros. Demain, tout le monde pourra lire à la une des journaux  » un courageux newyorkais sauve la vie d’une enfant. »
    – « Mais … je ne suis pas de New York ! »
    – « Et bien on lira : un courageux américain sauve une petite fille … »
    – « Mais … je ne suis pas américain ! »
    – « Et qu’est ce que vous êtes alors ? »
    – « Je suis Arabe ».
    Le lendemain, les journaux titraient : « Un terroriste islamiste massacre un chien américain ».

    ces un enfant africain de 10 ans qui vien d arriver en france il ne parle pas tres bien le francais et ses parents l inscrive a l ecole,le premier jour de classe il a un cour de francais et la le professeur le presente a ces camarade de classe elle leurs dis je vous presente rachid qui vient d un autre pays et qui ne parle pas tres bien le francais et je compte sur vous pour l aider a comprendre…le cour commence et le professeur dis aux eleves :qui serait me faire une phrase avec un épithète dans la phrase ::personnes ne sait repondre sauf le petit rachid ..et la le professeur es surpris et dis aux éléves vous voyée cela fait 1 ans que vous etes a mon cour et vous ne savez pas me faire une phrase avec un épithète a part rachid alors elle lui dis vas y rachid on t écoute!! le petit rachid se lève et dis :: AUJOURD HUI il fait beau ET PIT ETRE DEMAIN IL FERA PAS BEAUX………..

    C’est l’histoire d’une marocain qui est dans un train une vieille dame arrive avec son petit chien et s’assit face au lui.
    Celui-ci sentant que ses paupières commencaient à se fermer décide de dormir mais avant ça il retire ses chaussure(pour se mettre à l’aise lol) à son réveille il s’apperçoit que ces chaussures ont disparus et demande à la dame:
    VI AVI PAS VOU MI CHOUSSURE??
    la vieille dame répond: OUI mon fils l’odeur était forte je les ais donc jeté par la fenètre ….
    La vieille dame à son tour s’endort et à son réveille elle crie: BABETTE????BABETTES????MAIS OU EST BABETTE

    et le marocain répond: BABETTE??? PARTIT CHERCHER SBABETTE(sbabettes====>chaussures en arabes) lololololol

    • allan dit :

      100 000 suporterre se bagarre sur le terrain de real madrid l’arbitre donne un carton jaune a tout les suporterre les suporterre croi que sait une bisscotte

  27. ANONYMESDU13 dit :

    ah moi mintenant , Un jour dans un zoo un crocodile meurt des responsables le prenne et le jette a la poubelle …Le lendemain un arabe sdf (sans domicile fixe) passe et découpe la peau du crocodile pour sen faire un sac de couchage , Deux marseillais passent et disent  » Vais moi les ces batard , déja qu’il nous volent le RMI il dorment dans un sac de couchage lacoste . PTDRR 😉

  28. Me dit :

    Lorsque Jamel denonce le contenu raciste d’un livre les idiots ne comprennent meme pas. Par contre les racistes en profitent pour en raconter d’autres. Le niveau moyenr de comprehension est décidément très très bas…

  29. greg dit :

    ha moi un noir va au chiote il ressort blanc pk
    il a chier sa race

    • GNGNG dit :

      NIKEZ VOUS BONNE DE RACISTE DITLE EN FACE DUN ARABE ET VOUS ALLER VOIR

      • clown dit :

        c est de l humour c est pas racsiste

      • clown dit :

        jésus est au collège et il recoit son bulletin du 2ème trimestre.
        Sa mère, Marie, le vérifie :
        Math : 2 . Multiplie les pains à volonté et ne sait pas faire une division . Pitoyable
        Chimie : 3 . Transforme l’eau (H2O) en vin ! Alcoolisme en cours : Blame
        Sport : 0 . Ne sait toujours pas nager (s’amuse à faire rire ses camarades en marchant sur l’eau !)
        Marie s’écrie alors :
        – Jésus, avec un bulletin comme ça tu peux faire une croix sur tes vacances de Paques !

  30. GNGNG dit :

    Pourquoi les Français ont-ils choisi le coq comme emblème ?
    C’est le seul animal capable de chanter les pieds dans la merde.

    • fanny31 dit :

      C’ est bien t’as raison et c est une francaise qui te dit ca!!je le pense vraiment sincerement les francais orgueilleux et haineux qu ils se regardent un peu quelle bande de chevres illetrées et sans dignité je parle de certaines personnes bien sur qui se reconnaitront.Les blagounettes c est rigolo ok mais n oublions pas : PAS DE GENERALITÉS!!! Les vrais racistes existent chez tout le monde c est que leurs yeux sont fermés.

    • Rocky dit :

      Hallo an Karen und Sandra, mich interessiert vor allem, ob Sie bereits während des Studiums versucht haben, Praxiskontakte zu knüpfen und Praktika absolviert haben oder eventuell an Förderprogrammen teilgenommen haben. Ich selbst bin Geleheswisssnsctaftierin – da muss man sich von Beginn des Studiums an engagieren, sonst wird es mit gut bezahlten und interessanten Jobs richtig schwer….

    • Oh my…I am drooling!!! The addition of kangkung is a typical Melaka-style nasi lemak too. I had nasi lemak copuntless times in KL but never came across any with kangkung. I was back in Melaka over the weekend and we actually "tapau" back 2 packs of nasi lemak fr the famous stall there all the way to S'pore!! Looking at yrs, I'm STILL craving for more nasi lemaks! Love the cuttlefish & kangkung!!

  31. Anonymus dit :

    Pourquoi un Arabe dort-il le doigt dans le cul ?
    Parce que même la nuit il cherche la merde x).

    Une autre .

    Un Arabe et un Noir sont dans une voiture . Qui conduit ?
    La police .

    Pourquoi une femme Arabe acouche t-elle au-dessus d’un fromage ? Pour faire sortire le p’tit rat .

  32. Anonymus dit :

    Qu’ect ce que vous en penssez 😀 ?

  33. Anonymus dit :

    Pourquoi dans un Magazin Belge il n’y a que de la merde ? Parce que à l’entrée c’est écrit « Poussez très fort ! »

  34. Anonymus dit :

    Un jour une femme noirte cout aux chiottes pour faire caca . Le lendemain , on apprend qu’un bébé africain à été retrouvé mort dans les égoûts .

  35. clown dit :

    pourquoi le sport favori des arabes c est le triatlon ? par ce ke il vont a la piscine EN COURANT une fois arrivé ils NAGENT puis rentre en VÉLO :p

  36. clown dit :

    que dit tu quand tu vois 2 arabes sur le meme scooter ? c est bizarre k ils n en nont pas voler 1 chaqun ; p mdr

  37. rigbert dit :

    elle sont bonne ces blagues

  38. marcelo dit :

    pourquoi dans les routes de Pologne, les virages ne sont jamais trop serrés? Pour que l’on puisse conduire les voitures allemandes avec l’antivol

  39. anonyme dit :

    Que sont pleins de noirs qui sautent en parachute ?
    – La tombée de la nuit

    • Rosa dit :

      &nKin; Apn-brsstinDu blir Ã¥ perse i Tromsø:) Med sÃ¥ mange deltakere til helga blir det mye køløping som du sier, og da er forholdene ikke optimale selvsagt..Jeg løp 3000 m pÃ¥ bane i gÃ¥r, tida ble ikke bedre enn 11.50, men distansen blir for kort, samt at baneløping er uvant. Har ikke løpt pÃ¥ bane siden 14- Ã¥rsalderen. Men, hadde som mÃ¥l under 12:00 sÃ¥ sÃ¥nn sett er jeg fornøyd. Lykke til da, du fÃ¥r kjøre pÃ¥:)

  40. abdelhamid dit :

    n bus est arrêté par un barrage de terroristes. l’homme dit aux voyageurs :
    « Tous ceux dont le prénom ne se termine pas par « dine » seront exécutés. » L’interrogatoire commence : « Comment tu t’appelles, toi ? — Nourredine. — Et toi ? — Azzedine. — Et toi ? _ Nasrdine. » Au fond du bus se trouve un français qui a compris le manège des terroristes. Il se demande comment il va se sortir de là quand son tour arrive :  » Et toi, comment tu t’appelles ? — Euh…James Dean

    plus de blague ;allez sur:
    http://1blague.blogspot.com/2014/01/blague-arabe.html

  41. abdelhamid dit :

    hahahahaha lol

  42. merci beaucoup pour ce post Blague algérie

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  44. Mohamed dit :

    Ces blagues sont plus où moins drôles je le sais parce que j’ai rencontré Jamel Debbouze en personne et je sais qu’elles sont meilleures d’ordinaire donc je dis « BOF PAS MAL »

  45. Mohamed dit :

    Ah j’ai oublié de de dire au autres cons qui ont aimé qu’ils
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